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Boys and Girls Guide to Getting Down
by
debbie lynn elias

Set today, in the fast
paced club district of Cahuenga (as in Boulevard), BGGGD is a handy
dandy visual guide that provides the how-to’s and do’s and don’t of
clubbing in 21st Century LA, presented in the form of a study conducted
by the Heizakeit Institute. Perfectly spoofing those old 1950's Army
training films and those God-awful health class films of the 50's and
60's, you’ll learn things like “How to Tip”, “How to Become a Regular”,
“How to Get Into A Private Party or Club”, “Drug Dealer Time vs. Real
Time” , “How to Silence a Non-Stop Talking Date” and one of my favorites,
“Alcohol - From Clumsy to Retarded.” As an added bonus, we even find
BGGGD “Hip Tips” scattered throughout the film! Of course, there are
some very stimulating educational facts provided as well. Do you know
the difference between the male and female brain? (Okay - don’t get
me
started, but let’s just say that Heizakeit studies reveal that the male
brain places much less emphasis on higher life functions.)
Written and directed by Paul Sapiano, the film was shot over a period of seven weeks last year from August to October. With a pitch perfect blend of “animation”, live action and narration, Sapiano wields rapier wit with the ease and fluidity of a Jedi light saber battle. Kudos to him for also being semi-socially responsible when it comes to things like casual sex, drugs, and the all important - friends arrive together, friends leave together mantra. Moving along at an even clip, even those not in the know can follow the flow thanks to its vignette format indexed into chapters. I had the pleasure of speaking with Paul at a post Festival party. Enthusiastic, eclectic and energetic, his joy, optimism and all around sense of fun is infectious and the key to the success of this film.
With
over 180 speaking roles, the film incorporates real bartenders, real
clubbers, real musicians along with some familiar faces (you know the
ones - know the face but not the name) like Steve Monroe. Best known
as Frank Tobin in “Miss Congeniality”, Steve is a scream here as the
dufus trying to be cool, Bryce. Cricket Leigh, Katie Gilbert and Leyla
Milani will also be easily recognizable but it’s newcomer CC Sheffield
as Rebecca who makes a real splash.
Although depicting 20-30 somethings today, it speaks to all generations (and I know people in their 40's who are doing the same stuff) and is FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY but at the same time, actually does provide some good information and does tastefully and tactfully address the downside of alcohol, drugs and casual sex. Artfully interwoven is a pervading sense of morality and responsibility underlying the creativity and fun. There is someone for everyone to relate to in the film, and the surprise appearance at the end of everyone’s favorite principal Dennis Haskins aka Mr. Belding, is just icing on the cake.
Deliciously decadent. It’s time to party hearty and get down with the BOYS & GIRLS GUIDE TO GETTING DOWN!
Steve Monroe: Bryce Michael Fitzgibbon: Andy CC Sheffield: Rebecca Cricket Leigh: Bernice Katie Gilbert: April Richard Blair: Daniel Davin Anderson: Peter
Written and directed by Paul Sapiano. Rated R (88 min) For trailers, downloads and more, check out www.boysandgirlsguide.com